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… Ya know?
(Source: seinfeld, via juliasegal)
George Costanza’s answering machine.
(Source: sviscous, via barelysarcasm)
(Source: callanhead, via fuckyeahdementia)
I would drape myself in Costanza if it were socially acceptable.
(via juliasegal)
(via myaffairwithnabokov)
George Costanza’s answering machine.
If she can’t find you, she can’t break up with you.
(Source: sviscous, via the-humans-from-wall-e)
Get well, get well soon… We want you to get wellllll.
(Source: thepinheads, via jaquilina)
THANK GOD I HAD THIS BACKED UP IT’S THE BEST THING I EVER MADE
sounds legit
JESUS FUCKING
CHRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIWHY THO
HALHAHAHLF
Must reblog again.
im dying
i cantT HANDLE THIS
OMG I CAN’T!
What the fuck did I just listen to?
Nathaniel James Zablan (1984-2012)
On loop, forever and ever and ever and ever…
(via notnathanieljames)
Pretty much all the time, yeah.
(Source: retroactivemind, via bringtheruckuss)
Kramer is an owl
click here to read @ full size if it is hard to do for you on tumblr
bye
I heard it all in my head perfectly.
By the way, George as an owl still has a terrible hairline (but that’s just his luck, I guess).
Happy Festivus, kids! Meet me around the Pole later for the Feats of Strength.
(Source: keeningbeansidhe, via thisismymonkey)
The Jerry Seinfeld Program. Follow them on Tumblr here.
Thanks, Slacktory, for this amazing find. See more at their site.
Cool beans!
Most of my reblogs today are bordering on ridiculous… It’s Ridiculous Friday. Deal with it.
Es el Diablo!! EL DIABLO!!
(via tomolive)

