You are here.Tumblr (3.0; @rand0mflora)http://www.randomflora.com/<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m45h9ga8q61qjfzvbo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://zanererek.tumblr.com/post/23214132073/healthy-diet-and-knife-fights" target="_blank">zanererek</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Healthy diet and knife fights. </p> </blockquote>http://www.randomflora.com/post/23257765578http://www.randomflora.com/post/23257765578Thu, 17 May 2012 16:51:02 -0700bearsbecause they're bad-asses.<iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/ooD04tSj-QU?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>Pizza Hut’s *NEW* <a href="http://www.thatsnerdalicious.com/funny/pizza-huts-fck-you-pizza-dinner-time/" target="_blank">F*ck You Pizza</a>!!</p> <p>Diarrhea, cha cha cha!</p>http://www.randomflora.com/post/23253622064http://www.randomflora.com/post/23253622064Thu, 17 May 2012 15:50:00 -0700Don't lie. You know you'd probably still eat it.And by 'you' I mean 'I'.pizza<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m46cqbxAWL1qze4ixo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://hallekiefer.tumblr.com/post/23233910531/manager-maam-who-is-this-queen-of-disco" target="_blank">hallekiefer</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://warrennotg.tumblr.com/post/23232453155/manager-maam-who-is-this-queen-of-disco" target="_blank">warrennotg</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><strong>Manager:</strong> “Ma’am, who is this queen of Disco?”</p> <p><strong>Customer:</strong> “Uh, Donna Summer?”</p> <p><strong>Nadine:</strong> “Now how do her name appear in a phone book?”</p> <p><strong>Customer:</strong> “Summer, Donna?”</p> <p><strong>Nadine:</strong> “Stretch it out now. Stretch it out”</p> <p><strong>Customer:</strong> “Summmma Donnnnna?”</p> <p><strong>Manager:</strong> “Loud and clear, now.”</p> <p><strong>Customer:</strong> “Summmmmmma Dooonnnnnaaa?”</p> <p><strong>Manager and Nadine:</strong> “Summma Donnnaa! That’s right. SIMMER DOWN NOW! That’s it, now get!”</p> </blockquote> <p>Personally, I can’t think of a better way to be memorialized</p> </blockquote>http://www.randomflora.com/post/23253071716http://www.randomflora.com/post/23253071716Thu, 17 May 2012 15:41:49 -0700simma da nasummer donna<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m46tpaG27w1qz7zago1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Dashboard coincidence - The “I now know what your avatar is” edition.</p> <p>ION, I always thought your avatar was you. The picture is so small that I had no idea it was Ron Swanson spelling out important words like “megaphone” and “butthole”.</p> <div id="xkit_shadow"> </div>http://www.randomflora.com/post/23251168075http://www.randomflora.com/post/23251168075Thu, 17 May 2012 15:12:00 -0700dashboard coincidencedbcinothernews<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3yp3cFdJS1qfxviio1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://bhy75.tumblr.com/post/23041556948/i-am-totally-bummed-that-parks-recs-season-is" target="_blank">bhy75</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>I am totally bummed that Parks & Rec’s season is over. </p> </blockquote> <p>Seconded.</p>http://www.randomflora.com/post/23250394130http://www.randomflora.com/post/23250394130Thu, 17 May 2012 15:01:04 -0700parks and recron swansonbutthole<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4493mZQWp1qcnok6o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://jerkzilla.tumblr.com/post/23248446255/lunalovex-fillerbunny13-theres-also-a" target="_blank">jerkzilla</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://lunalovex.tumblr.com/post/23245619173" target="_blank">lunalovex</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://fillerbunny13.tumblr.com/post/23162777051/theres-also-a-moustache-at-the-top-so-the-toker" target="_blank">fillerbunny13</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>There’s also a moustache at the top so the toker can be just like Swanson. (Taken with <a href="http://instagr.am" target="_blank">instagram</a>)</p> </blockquote> <p>ron bongson</p> </blockquote> <p>I don’t smoke but……Ron Bongson!!!!</p> </blockquote> <p>OMGICANTEVEN.</p> <p>Disclaimer: I don’t smoke either…. <em><strong>MOM</strong></em>. <br/>Or <em><strong>DAD</strong></em>. <br/>Or <em><strong>FUTURE EMPLOYER WHO MANAGED TO FIND ME DESPITE MY BEST EFFORTS TO REMAIN RELATIVELY ANONYMOUS ON THE INTERNET, GOOD SLEUTHING, YOU.</strong></em></p> <p><big>… You guys!!! RON BONGSON!!</big><em><strong><br/></strong></em></p>http://www.randomflora.com/post/23249655358http://www.randomflora.com/post/23249655358Thu, 17 May 2012 14:49:46 -0700This is cleverThis makes me wish I smoked.I do not smoke.<p><a href="http://lickystickypickywe.tumblr.com/post/23232823720/donna-summer-died-what-the-fuck-is-going-on" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">lickystickypickywe</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Donna Summer died? What the fuck is going on!?!??!</p></blockquote> <p>Slowest. Rapture. EVER.</p>http://www.randomflora.com/post/23233577330http://www.randomflora.com/post/23233577330Thu, 17 May 2012 09:36:04 -0700donna summerrip<embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://assets.tumblr.com/swf/audio_player_black.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/23233512595/tumblr_m46cxkbS9v1qgu79s&color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best" wmode="opaque"></embed><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://awordoraline.tumblr.com/post/23232626439/donna-summer-last-dance-rest-in-peace-donna" target="_blank">awordoraline</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><strong>Donna Summer - Last Dance</strong></p> <p>Rest in peace, Donna.</p> <p>:(</p> </blockquote> <p>Sigh.</p>http://www.randomflora.com/post/23233512595http://www.randomflora.com/post/23233512595Thu, 17 May 2012 09:34:50 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m452c1jBrb1qiho9io1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://www.randomflora.com/post/23196764485http://www.randomflora.com/post/23196764485Wed, 16 May 2012 17:20:00 -0700the little prince<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m44p25jn4y1r0mvk8o1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m44p25jn4y1r0mvk8o2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m44p25jn4y1r0mvk8o3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m44p25jn4y1r0mvk8o4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m44p25jn4y1r0mvk8o5_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m44p25jn4y1r0mvk8o6_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m44p25jn4y1r0mvk8o7_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m44p25jn4y1r0mvk8o8_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m44p25jn4y1r0mvk8o9_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m44p25jn4y1r0mvk8o10_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><p>I have yet to see the movie (this week, for sure! Maybe!), but these are adorable!!</p>http://www.randomflora.com/post/23196287246http://www.randomflora.com/post/23196287246Wed, 16 May 2012 17:14:14 -0700kitties!the avengers<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m43gz9n0c61qzgnzho1_400.gif"/><br/><br/><p>I choked a little.</p>http://www.randomflora.com/post/23195598430http://www.randomflora.com/post/23195598430Wed, 16 May 2012 17:05:05 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3yy3vebt61qg51mgo1_400.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://mistahlevi.tumblr.com/post/23164167251" target="_blank">mistahlevi</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>i crey everytime :<</p> </blockquote> <p>my creys.</p> <p>evry time, u guys. evry time.</p>http://www.randomflora.com/post/23192808740http://www.randomflora.com/post/23192808740Wed, 16 May 2012 16:27:35 -0700like dis if u crey evry time<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m44vlbP8i81qj49x2o1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://jerkzilla.tumblr.com/post/23188103265/yay" target="_blank">jerkzilla</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Yay!!!!</p> </blockquote> <p>Grr. Argh.</p>http://www.randomflora.com/post/23192432238http://www.randomflora.com/post/23192432238Wed, 16 May 2012 16:22:27 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3u1k7uIOq1qasa4co1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3u1k7uIOq1qasa4co2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3u1k7uIOq1qasa4co3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://kcalogero.tumblr.com/post/22811425570/this-is-what-my-sisters-boyfriend-does-to-her" target="_blank">kcalogero</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>this is what my sister’s boyfriend does to her…</p> </blockquote>http://www.randomflora.com/post/23192089389http://www.randomflora.com/post/23192089389Wed, 16 May 2012 16:17:45 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m43ahdC5qM1qcv4apo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Get well, get well soon… We want you to get wellllll.</p>http://www.randomflora.com/post/23191175858http://www.randomflora.com/post/23191175858Wed, 16 May 2012 16:04:57 -0700seinfeldcake<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3h5frDSC31qk9s9mo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p>Bugs should really cut down on his salt intake.</p>http://www.randomflora.com/post/23182886988http://www.randomflora.com/post/23182886988Wed, 16 May 2012 14:04:44 -0700Maybe do some cardiobugs bunny<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m44t9qaKWX1qbfm1po1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://notnadia.tumblr.com/post/23180479481/nprmusic-wnyc-the-members-of-here-we-go" target="_blank">notnadia</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://nprmusic.tumblr.com/post/23180207423/wnyc-the-members-of-here-we-go-magic-were" target="_blank">nprmusic</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://wnyc.tumblr.com/post/23179384897/the-members-of-here-we-go-magic-were-driving-in" target="_blank">wnyc</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>The members of Here We Go Magic were driving in Ohio and picked up a hitch hiker. <strong>The hitchhiker was film freak director John Waters</strong>. <em>Awesome</em>. (from <a href="http://gawker.com/5910898/we-picked-up-john-waters-hitchhiking-and-you-can-too" target="_blank">Gawker</a>)</p> <p>-Jody, BL Show-</p> </blockquote> <p>“Blouse” is an important word to know.</p> </blockquote> <p>Okay, John Waters is definitely giving Bill Murray a run for his money right now.</p> </blockquote> <p><strong>!!!!</strong></p>http://www.randomflora.com/post/23182646416http://www.randomflora.com/post/23182646416Wed, 16 May 2012 14:01:12 -0700john waters<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m41vjovBI11qc5yf2o1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://brownpau.tumblr.com/post/23180679274/xiidogsmiles-animalfactory-via-dolph-le" target="_blank">brownpau</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://xiidogsmiles.tumblr.com/post/23174890805" target="_blank">xiidogsmiles</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://animalfactory.tumblr.com/post/23091884845/via-dolph-le-meme" target="_blank">animalfactory</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>(via <a href="http://www.lememe.com/archives/21831" target="_blank">Dolph | Le Memé</a>)</p> </blockquote> <p>when i saw this, i said</p> <p>“oh wow what a beautiful gif” out loud</p> </blockquote> <p>goes with most contemporary music</p> </blockquote> <p>Listening to techno. It goes with that too.</p>http://www.randomflora.com/post/23181083211http://www.randomflora.com/post/23181083211Wed, 16 May 2012 13:36:35 -0700Don't ask me why I'm listening to techno.Because I don't know.<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m44dhfL4A61qd4fqho1_400.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://links.laughingsquid.com/post/23170248206/potty-time-with-elmo" target="_blank">laughingsquid</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://itunes.apple.com/us/app/potty-time-with-elmo/id525507410?mt=8" target="_blank">Potty Time with Elmo</a></p> </blockquote> <p>This gif is one of my favorites.</p>http://www.randomflora.com/post/23171683292http://www.randomflora.com/post/23171683292Wed, 16 May 2012 10:23:11 -0700elmo poop<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0zn855Oqa1qeuf7qo1_r1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>That’s about right.</p>http://www.randomflora.com/post/23139096056http://www.randomflora.com/post/23139096056Tue, 15 May 2012 18:21:18 -0700