Chuck Klosterman's "23 Questions I Ask Everybody I Meet In Order To Decide If I Can Really Love Them"

henryeatspeople:

This is worse than my father’s test:

Dad to Boy: “So did H tell you about the operation?”
Boy: “Um… uh… no?”
Me: “Dad, seriously, not again.  (Boy), he tells this to everyone, don’t listen to him… Dad, no.”
Dad to Boy: “Well, so when H was born we didn’t want another son so we had her changed.”
Boy: “really….”
Me: “fuck…”

So… Your dad is totally 10 kinds of awesome.

So is the Klosterman, yes.