The 86 Rules of Boozing
Favorite:
56. Screaming, “Someone buy me a drink!” has never worked.
Personal favorite:
76. The greatest thing a drunkard can do is buy a round of drinks for a packed bar.
And absolute truth:
68. If there is a line for drinks, get your goddamn drink and step the hell away from the bar. (Seriously, people! Don’t make me stomp your feet with my stompy boots!)
Source: henryeatspeople
