matthewjoseph:

827:

iamcup:

soy:

piers-polkiss:

“Hello, ladies, look at your man. Now back to me, now back at your man, now back to me. Sadly he isn’t me, but if he stopped using lady scented bodywash he could smell like he is me.

Look down, back up. Where are you? You are on a boat, with the man your man could smell like. What’s that in your hand, back at me, I have it, it’s an oyster with two tickets to that thing you love, now look again, the tickets are now diamond.

Everything is possible when you man smell like old spice and not a lady. I’m on a horse.”

BEST EVER

so good

Love this.

Great.

Seriously, my favorite commercial right now.