Mike Huckabee defends Todd Akin: Forcible rapes have created some extraordinary people (To read the story, click image or here; Found at Friendly Atheist)
Jesus, Huckabee is one vile mother fucker.
[TW FOR RAPE, MIKE HUCKABEE ASSHOLERY]
Says the man who will never be pregnant, let alone be carrying his rapist’s baby. This is just unbelievable.
I still can’t believe this dude was once supported by Chuck Norris.
Do you guys ever get the feeling that these dudes are just playing some ridiculous bro game to see who can say the most outrageous thing possible without getting physically punched in the face? Like, Akin said his stupid shit, and then Huckabee was all “Awwww hell naw, I’m not gonna let that fucker win… What is something I can say that is so outlandishly over-the-top offensive that it’ll overshadow that?”
So then he says this and gets a text from Akin shortly thereafter, saying “You brilliant SONOFABITCH! Nice one!”
And then they chest-bump, slam a beer and play a game of pool over a convo about their respective dick sizes?
I mean, I know it’s a long shot, but a girl can dream, can’t she?