Egads…
My E-Penis is over 500 for the first time in a bazillion years, and it’s all due to that one picture.
I’d been hovering at around 100 up until today.
… One picture.
Oh, Tumblarity. You make no sense, and that’s why I both love and fear you the way I do my great-aunt Rhonda**.
**Complete lies. I totally hate Tumblarity AND my great-aunt Rhonda. So there. Take that, Internets.