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Best Couch in History - $50

“For those of you too young to remember a couple of months ago and for those of you who might not have had the internet, you must realize that this is the chance of a lifetime. This is one sweet bone-sled. I cannot confirm, but it is widely believed that the reddish-burgandy, Mallard green, deep-ocean blue, and yellow-gold striped fabric that adorns this masterpiece was woven of Milwaukee Brewers legend Robin Yount’s chest hair and pubes. Its unique coloration means that it can blend in equally well in your garage, vineyard, or pyramid. Personally, I “utilized” it in the back of a conversion van for a while. Worked like magic. Or the roofies worked like magic. Whatever.”

This whole Craigslist posting is MAGIC. And if I lived anywhere near Washington DC, I would make this couch mine in a heartbeat, because I am that easily influenced by good advertising.

Go read the rest. There’s a pic of the couch too. It does look pretty sweet.