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Colbert: Jeff Goldblum Will Be Missed

Tragic, truly heartbreaking.

“One conquest described sleeping with him as, and I quote, ‘being caught in a flesh storm with a 90% chance of satisfaction.’”

Another example of how awesome the Goldblum truly is, and why I would totally stalk him if:
A) I wasn’t so damned lazy
and
B) He wasn’t dead.

Godspeed, Mr. Jeff “Look-at-me-I’m-a-fly” Goldblum.  You will be missed.