Colbert: Jeff Goldblum Will Be MissedTragic, truly heartbreaking.
“One conquest described sleeping with him as, and I quote, ‘being caught in a flesh storm with a 90% chance of satisfaction.’”
Another example of how awesome the Goldblum truly is, and why I would totally stalk him if:
A) I wasn’t so damned lazy
and
B) He wasn’t dead.
Godspeed, Mr. Jeff “Look-at-me-I’m-a-fly” Goldblum. You will be missed.
Source: brooklynmutt