the-richie: My Tumb1r Crushes How this guy came in so far ahead when I never click “like” on any of his porn, I’ll never know…  He’s immediately followed by a bestie, two people I’ve never met in person (one of which, it seems I should have at some point), some jerk and my roommate.  The last three must post Star Trek stuff, Admiral Ackbar humor or something… The Super Happy Blog must not have made the list since she hasn’t been building her Skaven lately… Lies! We’ve totally met before - In passing, at parties and clubs! I think the last time I saw you was at some bar in NoHo where Tony909’s band was playing! Or it might have been at Perversion when you were hanging out with that jerkface. Also, I think this is the first time I’ve ever been on anyone’s Tumblr crushes. I just want everyone to know that. Now, excuse me while I go run a victory lap around the office (and subsequently get escorted out by HR and security, I’m sure).
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My Tumb1r Crushes

How this guy came in so far ahead when I never click “like” on any of his porn, I’ll never know…  He’s immediately followed by a bestie, two people I’ve never met in person (one of which, it seems I should have at some point), some jerk and my roommate.  The last three must post Star Trek stuff, Admiral Ackbar humor or something…

The Super Happy Blog must not have made the list since she hasn’t been building her Skaven lately…

Lies! We’ve totally met before - In passing, at parties and clubs! I think the last time I saw you was at some bar in NoHo where Tony909’s band was playing! Or it might have been at Perversion when you were hanging out with that jerkface.

Also, I think this is the first time I’ve ever been on anyone’s Tumblr crushes. I just want everyone to know that. Now, excuse me while I go run a victory lap around the office (and subsequently get escorted out by HR and security, I’m sure).

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