dealbreaker: GUESTBREAKER: Your Buffy Obsession Here’s the thing: I think you and I have different definitions for the word “genius.” Einstein? Yes. Picasso? Yes. Joss Whedon? No. Maybe I should have seen a warning sign when you kept calling me your “Angel” when you were happy or told me I was being a real “Spike” when I pissed you off.  Or when everything you said contained some sort of self-concious pop-culture reference. Or when I saw that you had a Sarah Michelle Gellar screensaver on your laptop even though you aren’t a 14 year old boy in 1999. So, you can go back to writing Willow fan fiction, but I think this really isn’t really working out. That not clear enough? Ok, let me try Once More, With Feeling. Consider this deal staked. A Guest Dealbreaker written by Alex Fernie. Laughed. SO. Hard. (mostly because I can relate.  But I was never this bad.  Nope.  Not me.)
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GUESTBREAKER: Your Buffy Obsession

Here’s the thing: I think you and I have different definitions for the word “genius.” Einstein? Yes. Picasso? Yes. Joss Whedon? No. Maybe I should have seen a warning sign when you kept calling me your “Angel” when you were happy or told me I was being a real “Spike” when I pissed you off.  Or when everything you said contained some sort of self-concious pop-culture reference. Or when I saw that you had a Sarah Michelle Gellar screensaver on your laptop even though you aren’t a 14 year old boy in 1999. So, you can go back to writing Willow fan fiction, but I think this really isn’t really working out. That not clear enough? Ok, let me try Once More, With Feeling. Consider this deal staked.

A Guest Dealbreaker written by Alex Fernie.

Laughed. SO. Hard. (mostly because I can relate.  But I was never this bad.  Nope.  Not me.)

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    Ok, here’s another deal breaker, ball head - you are a prick. A genuine, stuck up your own arsehole, prick. You think...
  3. newsflash-hairdo reblogged this from kissed-by-fire and added:
    Hm.. yeahh… gtfo of my fandom if it’s not good enough, is all I can say. :/
  4. bloodbender reblogged this from kissed-by-fire and added:
    I don’t get how Picasso is a genius and Joss Whedon isn’t. Joss’ work being beautiful is my opinion, but I think all can...
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    This pisses me off =|
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    this reminds me, andi...buffathon before break is through…
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    ok, here’s another story. my friend and I were talking about Firefly, and this was like, a couple of days after I’d seen...
  10. doyoulikemymask reblogged this from dressesdancingandtv and added:
    What you said, Astrid! Love me, love my Buffy obsession. That’s all I’m sayin’.
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    I kinda judge new friends on if they like Whedon or not. Or rather, I’ll consider myself kind and accepting when I...
  12. adnauseam reblogged this from dealbreaker and added:
    Oh.. that’s what I’ve been doing wrong? This is funny/not funny because this really nice exchange
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    I went looking through...Dealbreaker archives and...it made...
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    I’m going to be very Giles about...and just grunt and walk back into my office whilst...
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    aren’t going to work out,...guys. Yes, yes, I know...all...
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    pencil rendition...tender Sp-uffy moment.
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