I'll Tumbl 4 Ya

Ha!! Ha ha ha!! Hahahahahaha!!!
Ha!
… Ahem.

Yeah. No, no, and no.
Also, no.

(Well, not today anyway. Gimme a week. With any luck, Anon, I’ll get hammered over the weekend, losing my grasp on my better judgment, which might end up with me posting it in the middle of the night or something.
… But I wouldn’t hold my breath.)