This just in:
Somewhere on the Internet, there now exists video of me and a friend, drunk off our faces, lip-syncing to Q Lazzarus’s “Goodbye Horses”, à la Silence of the Lambs/Buffalo Bill. There was a moment there where I even simulated tucking my junk, because I am an artiste and I believe in authenticity, damn it.
If, however, you think I’m linking to it, you are obviously drunker than I was that night and you should probably just go to bed until you’re thinking clearly again.
Still, I hope you will all sleep better just knowing that it’s out there, somewhere. And that it is ridiculous in every way.
