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500 Days of Hat
Scene 1: Girl meets hat at the Americana. Hat is quirky and obnoxious and broken. Girl falls in love.
Scene 2: Girl realizes she can’t wear hat everywhere without looking like hat is a helmet the purpose of which is to protect her, in her idiocy, from damaging her brain with her fists.
Scene 3: Girl spends night alone with hat. Hat tells her about the time when its dad left its mom and how it hurt its ability to form relationships. Girl tells hat about the day she realized she could never be the kind of person to wear short-shorts out in public.
Scene 4: Hat falls off bedside table and Girl realizes how much its absence affects her life. Even after they’re reunited hat continues to struggle with the hours spent lost, being chewed by a small dog with sharp teeth.
Scene 5: “Nice hat,” says another girl walking around the Silver Lake reservoir. Hat watches her and wonders what it would be like to be someone else’s hat for a while. Girl becomes paranoid and locks hat in a safe every night.
Scene 6: Hat escapes and tries to cross street, is mistaken for an injured animal and brought to city Animal Control.
Scene 7: Girl places fliers everywhere, PLEASE HELP ME FIND MY HAT. Hat writes its name and hers inside a heart on the wall of his cell.
Scene 8: Girl buys another, identical hat at the Americana.
Scene 9: Original hat is euthanized and its ashes, as per its request, scattered over the Himalayas.
Scene 10: Girl is unsettled by the thought that her original hat was Mario, and her new hat is Wario.
FIN

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500 Days of Hat

Scene 1: Girl meets hat at the Americana. Hat is quirky and obnoxious and broken. Girl falls in love.

Scene 2: Girl realizes she can’t wear hat everywhere without looking like hat is a helmet the purpose of which is to protect her, in her idiocy, from damaging her brain with her fists.

Scene 3: Girl spends night alone with hat. Hat tells her about the time when its dad left its mom and how it hurt its ability to form relationships. Girl tells hat about the day she realized she could never be the kind of person to wear short-shorts out in public.

Scene 4: Hat falls off bedside table and Girl realizes how much its absence affects her life. Even after they’re reunited hat continues to struggle with the hours spent lost, being chewed by a small dog with sharp teeth.

Scene 5: “Nice hat,” says another girl walking around the Silver Lake reservoir. Hat watches her and wonders what it would be like to be someone else’s hat for a while. Girl becomes paranoid and locks hat in a safe every night.

Scene 6: Hat escapes and tries to cross street, is mistaken for an injured animal and brought to city Animal Control.

Scene 7: Girl places fliers everywhere, PLEASE HELP ME FIND MY HAT. Hat writes its name and hers inside a heart on the wall of his cell.

Scene 8: Girl buys another, identical hat at the Americana.

Scene 9: Original hat is euthanized and its ashes, as per its request, scattered over the Himalayas.

Scene 10: Girl is unsettled by the thought that her original hat was Mario, and her new hat is Wario.

FIN