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The lady in the background is eyeing your sprinkles!!Guess who’s ass isn’t getting any smaller?RAINBOW-COLORED SPRINKLES. YOUR “JIMMIES” ARGUMENT IS INVALID AND CAN GO TO HADES.
I am eyeing the sprinkles! YUM.
Seriously. That ice cream vendor couldn’t be any more generous with the ice cream, or the sprinkles. UNLESS HE SCOOPED THE CONE INTO THE SPRINKLE BUCKET FIRST, giving the ice cream a good foundation (not really), and which should be STANDARD OPERATING PROCEDURE, MISTER SOFTEE.
This is just so beautiful, I could cry. Want it now.