Oh, Jeebus. You people are REALLLLLLY pissing me off today.
No, not you.
But yes. Definitely YOU…
Get off my lawn, you name-dropping, intolerant, incessantly nosy, I’m-too-cool-for-school little shits.
I’m seriously just not having it today.
This growly episode has been brought to you by Facebook status updates, repetitions on Tumblr, stupider Twittererererers, and the Internet in general.
Normally, it all slides off me like water off a duck’s back, but my buttons are really being worked today.
Yeah. I need a break.
