October 2010
Totally off my game today...
Internet-wise, I mean.
Sheesh.
September 2010
the-richie asked: I'm not going to lie to you, I was probably drunk at the time...
We probably met years ago through some other jerkface but I don't remember having any quality time with you. Shall I be sure to be obnoxiously inappropriate with you when I see you next?
We probably met years ago through some other jerkface but I don't remember having any quality time with you. Shall I be sure to be obnoxiously inappropriate with you when I see you next?
3 tags
Presently...
Reading through new follower Tumblrs at random while simultaneously melting into a puddle of Flora.
Current status: I feel old. And sweaty.
I lied. It's up to 9 1/2 inches.
iambal:
jeebus.
Yikes! You guys need a giant boat. We need a giant AC unit.
4 tags
When IRL people know where your blog is...
It’s much harder to rant about inane things - Everyday little gripes - Because you know it’s only a matter of time before they stumble upon it and you start getting messages like, “God, you could have just said that bothered you” or “Why didn’t you say something about it at the time?”
Obviously I didn’t say anything about it at the time because I...
inothernews asked: You made Radar!!!!!!!!
Apparently, I have anger management issues...
Me: Forrest Gump is so awesome. I wish he were a real person.
Julian: But he is a real person, Flora. He’s a real person inside of all of us…
Me: Julian, that was so poignant, I want to punch you in the face.
Watchnotarobot:
NO FAIR..INSTANT REBLOG
idanceatfunerals:
darksideoftherainbow:
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I really just need to have this on my blog at least once every month.
I just have a lot of feelings… :(
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“Sleep late, have fun, get wild, drink whiskey and drive fast on empty streets...”
– Hunter S. Thompson
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