August 2010
Things I learned from the Internet today...
50 Cent doesn’t like taking out the garbage.
Time travel is not ecologically sound.
Will Forte doesn’t care that I love him on SNL.
Ricky Gervais has the best laugh ever.
How to serve cold/hot drinks at Wendy’s.
50 Cent doesn’t like computer geeks either.
Tony Danza is now teaching kids in high school.
Lindsay Lohan wasn’t actually poisoned.
Today is National...
i wish tumblr had lists.
scottfriday:
have i said this before? lists. like facebook has, and like i hear twitter has.
i have so many great classifications in which to pigeonhole so many of you.
people with whom i want to have a beer
people with whom i want to get blackout drunk
angry chicks who make the world go ‘round
people i’d prolly be good friends with IRL
why am i still following you
i only follow you...
2 cups of coffee...
And a piece of chocolate later.
I feel better now. I’m still a little grumpy, but I’ve got headphones on with music playing at a really high decibel and I’m looking at cute pictures of animals (in between doing work tasks, of course).
I could seriously use a stiff drink though.
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Oh, Jeebus. You people are REALLLLLLY pissing me...
No, not you.
But yes. Definitely YOU…
Get off my lawn, you name-dropping, intolerant, incessantly nosy, I’m-too-cool-for-school little shits. I’m seriously just not having it today.
This growly episode has been brought to you by Facebook status updates, repetitions on Tumblr, stupider Twittererererers, and the Internet in general.
Normally, it all slides off me like water off...
Hey guys. You know that little chick that just...
…
She was totally trolling, yes?
I mean, she had to be… Right?
Right?
(I’d reblog it myself, but she deleted her original post, and I really don’t feel like adding to the shitstorm she’s about to experience at the hands of the Internet. I think she’s like 12 or something. I really feel bad about that level of dumb.)
Edit: Nevermind. She put the kibosh on...
Neil Diamond's "Sweet Caroline" as Transcribed by...
bestrooftalkever:
thefrogman:
We have a great big again, I can begin to know when. And, no, wait, still laying strong. It wasn’t the spring seeing if you can, and so I’m gonna We went to leave you from the
hey, and. So it’s Janey, I hadn’t. Hey, Gee, now it’s touching me, sightseeing news SINCERELY CAR, ADAM 980 *bop bop bop* satin Napa seen so good. I AM AND THEN FLY *bop bop bop* to the...
So you want to be a writer →
roads2roam:
commondense:
if it doesn’t come bursting out of you in spite of everything, don’t do it. unless it comes unasked out of your heart and your mind and your mouth and your gut, don’t do it. if you have to sit for hours staring at your computer screen or hunched over your typewriter searching for words, don’t do it. if you’re doing it for money or fame, don’t do it. if you’re doing...
So far out of the Tumblr loop right now, I swear to god.
Be back soon. Still recovering from the vacation…
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I'm totally in Texas right now...
El Paso, to be exact. That counts, right?
Family thing. Already exhausted.
Brain’s not even working anymore.
Back home on Monday. Back to Tumblr on Tuesday. See y’all soon.
Wipe Your Feet: How I Fucked Up My Coffee →
Didn’t screw the lid onto the carafe correctly. Grounds and coffee spew all over counter top, garbage lid, floor.
Didn’t put the basket back in the coffee maker. Put the filter in anyway. Dumped nine scoops of coffee into basketless filter, pressed brew, filter disintegrates in mess of grounds, 90% of which bubble over filter and cover entire machine in what looks like the crumbs they roll ...