January 2011
Watching ABC
New Kids and Backstreet. Oh dear. You’re the reason why I sing this song. Oh oh, ohohohhh. Oh oh, oh oh.
Damn it.
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10:38pm PST
I am slowly working my way toward drunk. I am, however, determined to still be standing by midnight.
We are having the chillest of New Year’s Eves. Watching movies. I’m the only one drinking (Dewdrivers, even. Thanks, Scott Friday!). Mellow, but I’m with friends, and isn’t that the way this whole thing is supposed to go?
I intend to make another post or two once...
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New Year's Eve!
Some of you are already in 2011! How’s it feel to be living in the futurrrre???
Happy New Year, kids! Have some fun, but stay safe!
December 2010
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Went out. Lost $60.
And that, kids, is why you just don’t drink.
Or why you invest in a good purse. I’m not sure what the lesson there was supposed to be. Meh.
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My neighbors have moved on to olfactory warfare
They’re cooking fried balogna or bacon in there, I swear it. And buttery toast.
OMG, someone’s gonna get pseudo-murdered for their breakfast smells.
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Truthful Tuesday
I’m going through a slight low at the moment. There is potential for this to get really bad, really fast, but I’m working on not letting that happen by listening to music at top volume and making a list of things I need to make improvements on in the coming new year. Some would call those “resolutions”. I call them “shutupyourfaceyoudontknowmylife”.
I have...
geekious:
SOCIALLY AWKWARD
You check your phone, because you have nothing to contribute to the conversation.
Wait for the right time to say something, you get interrupted. Twice.
Someone you vaguely know is walking in front of you. You maintain distance.
Hold the door for some. They’re slightly too far away.
Someone comes online, you say “hey”, they go offline.
You go in for the...
When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of...
– Jack Burton, Big Trouble in Little China (via the-richie)
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Christmas Eve...
Spending it with a couple of friends. I’m driving to mum & dad’s in the morning.
I’m really excited to go home. More so than I usually am. The holidays tend to make me a little melancholy. Few things can alleviate that like lying down in my parents’ bed for just a few minutes.
I hope all of you are having a wonderful evening, whether you celebrate Christmas or not....
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Triple post??
You’re up first on my list, Tumblr.
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urlesque:
Let’s say you’ve created an homage to the holiday season on your lawn, but your next door neighbor has plastered his house with tacky artifacts a la Clark Griswold. He’s got lights, trees, plastic Santas, inflatable snowglobes and a nativity scene overflowing with extraneous characters. How can you outdo this flashy display? By synchronizing thousands of bulbs with ‘Amazing...
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Bring the Noise. (Actually no. Don't. Just keep it...
Recently, one of my neighbors moved out. No, not the noisy kid. He’s still there (as are 30 of his friends at times). On the other side, the neighbor moved out, and the management office was showing the place to people last weekend.
A minute ago, I heard the LOUDEST voices in the courtyard - Laughing, talking at decibel 11, getting louder as they came up the stairs.
And the only thing that...
I want notifications
joeschmitt:
What happened to Tumblr notifications? It was the only way to see if someone liked an older post. Get me your supervisor on the phone.
Ah! I knew something was off. Weird.