October 2010
Sorority
tesslynch:
— Hi Denise.
— Hi Cheryl. I’m in a lot of pain, due to my period.
— Oh no!
— Sure am.
— Well, I’m sorry to hear. Pain right in your abdomen?
— Yes, and a headache.
— Wow, and you must be bloated.
— Very bloated and tremendously cranky.
— Yes, I have my period too, it’s awful.
[they laugh]
— [cont] Oh, Denise, what’s so funny is that we’re post-menopausal and have no...
Richie put this song into my head this morning....
kayfabe asked: Haha, I'm sorry but that's awesome. I demand pictures.
Netflix Instant Movies That Don't Suck →
spytap:
hipsterdiet:
triciamcalpin:
Click on that link! I started a new Tumblr so we can all recommend movies that are available on Netflix Instant to each other. Please follow it and submit movie recommendations! I love you! Bye!
This is a great idea!
Followed.
In.
Also.
Watch6h057:
verymarykate:
Hoffmoween
“Are you Philip Seymour Hoffman?”
So this Christine O'Donnell story is legit?
I scrolled through posts on it a while ago and figured it was satire.
That’s what I get for not being able to pay much attention to the Internet today.
Anonymous asked: how many followers did you get off making the radar?
“Do not cease to drink beer, to eat, to intoxicate thyself, to make love, and to...”
– Egyptian Proverb
(via balisme)
Them Egyptians are on to something there.
Gil Scott Heron "New York Is Killing Me (Chris... →
nedhepburn:
You should stop what you’re doing and watch the new Chris Cunningham video. Put the window into full screen.
I don’t think I can tell you how much I love this.
awesome-everyday:
ferrrn:
maura:
The new Ida...
Alright. I'm better now.
Attempting to go back to sleep.
But I swear to god, if I’m late for work, I. WILL. DESTROY. EVERYTHING.
(Except you. I like you.)
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I think my karmic retribution for weekend...
… Comes in the form of my asshole neighbors that really have no concept of people trying to sleep at 3:30am.
I don’t understand. I don’t. I am constantly aware of my surroundings, of how my presence might affect other people (ESPECIALLY AT 3:30 IN THE GODDAMNED MORNING). I know not to slam doors or stomp on the floor because I live in an apartment with people right next to me...
Watchgoodreasonnews:
welcometomanhood:
goodreasonnews:
Her SHOULDER stomped!? Are you fucking kidding me?! I know you’re Fox and you’re fucking liars and assholes, but fuck! They’ve reached like 1984-level doublespeak. Her shoulder.
Also, the guy who did that, who stomped on HER FUCKING HEAD, was a man named Tom Profitt and he was the Bourbon County coordinator for Rand Paul’s senatorial...
