January 2010
If murdered, please mix my ashes into my wife's... →
My new favorite thing for the next 10 minutes:
www.ifmurdered.com
I love when people try to insult someone by...
axelrod:
onemoretimewithfeeling:
It’s my favorite.
Currently: “Yeah, ______ was a real maroon, I was so glad she was fired.”
What if they are talking like Bugs Bunny? He often says “Eh, what a maroon!”
This is correct. Essentially, it refers to someone isolated or left out of the loop.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=maroon
1 tag
No, really...
I’m coming back someday. I swear.
Have I missed anything of great importance over the last week? Anyone getting married or are there huge internet conflicts I should be aware of?
Haiti Earthquake - The Big Picture →
biorhythmist:
Fuck.
(via @sundry)
Links on ways to help here.
Shameless Self-Promotion →
Oh hai!
In case you’re at all curious what type of stuff I’m spinning during my sets on Saturdays, my set lists are being posted on the space linked here. Yay!
Hey guys, I don't mean to alarm anybody or...
But my Tumblr dashboard looks weird. Did I miss some great Tumblr reboot of 2010 or something? Dad had surgery this morning and I’ve been a little preoccupied (and panicked and worried and nervous and all other related states of emotion/feeling).
Don’t get me wrong! It looks fancy, but this reminds me why I can’t take breaks from the Internet. Ever.
Alright. Carry on with...
Bill Murray?
Just woke up and got an IM from my friend Jeff:
“OMG me and Gabe just got home from getting drunk with BILL FUCKING MURRAY!!”
Apparently they were at Tiki Ti last night and spotted Mr. Murray. I imagine they deliberated on what to say for a while, before deciding to approach him.
A lesser man would have probably drooled on Bill’s shoes or would have gushed over his recent...
I Am Watching "The Box"...
I have never been so confused in my life.
WOO: Speak now on ducats else again we’ll thee duckest; whither the money,...
– Two Gentlemen of Lebowski (via fleetfootedfox) (via sixbucks)
This is pretty freaking brilliant!
Really, Tumblr?… We still haven’t fixed that whole anigif issue?
I’d give you back my “Ask” thingy for anigifs that work at proper size. Seriously, dude.