August 2009
It appears that I will be hitting up Bunker to shake a tail-feather tonight. After, of course, I mainline some Red Bull to wake up a bit.
On the road w/@vivaciousrivet. The night is fucking gorgeous & that’s pretty much it. I’m tipsy, & I got nuthin, kids. For now.
Some #followfriday love: @madsimian, @massive_rally, @74ina66 - All guaranteed to make your clothes smell April fresh.
Do you think the DMV will let me pose for my new license photo w/my new flask? No? Even if I give it a disparaging look of disapproval?
\I’m obviously stalling. But this 10000 piece puzzle of the Eiffel Tower isn’t going to put itself together, you know… Ugh. Fine. Leaving.
Off to bathe in garbage and smoke some PCP in preparation for my trip to the DMV today. What?… I mean, I may as well blend in, right?
#followfriday @blaine23 just made water come out of my nose in a fit of laughter. Want water to come out of your nose too? Follow him.
Incidentally, there are no ‘G’s on the board right now. I’m not very good at this game, it seems. :(
My number: G228. It’s like playing bingo except in this case when my # is called, I will leap counters/push people down to get to my window.
ZOMG… MY NUMBER’S COMING UP, YOU GUYS!! I’m SO EXCITED!! AND NERVOUSSSS!!!
Ok. I think the ‘B’ people here are being unfairly favorited. I’m gonna assume one of them brought in doughnuts or something…
DMV waiting fun time… After this, I’m gonna go give myself papercuts between my fingers, just to keep the good times going!! Woooo!!!
Got thru the DMV debacle relatively unscathed & w/a shred of sanity left, to boot. (It’s all I went in there w/in the 1st place, of course.)
July 2009
Sitting @ the Bowl w/my bro & his wife, nomming on a sammich, waiting for music to begin. Have I mentioned how awesome things are lately?
I get that it’s the 5 o’clock hour but even the surface streets are jammed rt now. Srsly folks. The gas pedal’s the 1 on the right. A-holes.
Also, during that meeting, someone totally drank someone else’s milkshake. Confrontation sucks. Being present for it sucks 3 times as bad.
Longest meeting EVAR!!!
So. So. Very. Sleepy.
Maybe Perv will be out of the question tonight after all.
So… Full.
Fighting the food coma with all I’ve got. Come onnn, sugar high.
I am currently rocking out to Gaga’s “Poker Face” here in my cubicle. Would you like to tighten the noose, or shall I?
Friend just sent me a clip of a German kid’s show where a bear walks in carrying a pr0n mag & declares to the host that he was shitting.
Awesome ice-tea fail! Unsecured cup lid = Flora looks like she peed herself in excitement. In spurts. Thanks, El Pollo Loco!
In other news… WTF, Germany?! Seriously.
This morning, I watched “The Hangover” while actually having a hangover. I’m so meta, it hurts.
Heck yeah @fdaallday! Link it up! Mock-suicide was based more in that I was actually rocking out to it, btw. It’s catchy (much to my dismay)
So today’s dept meeting is gonna be particularly soul destroying. Almost feel as if I should wear a helmet & take a Valium before I head in.
inthefade:
Nine Inch Nails - The Only Time
For...
Do you Remember?
nathanieljames:
jss:
When it was like September…
Okay, that lyric is completely unrelated to what I’m about to say.
So remember that one time when I started a blog all about your best days?
Oh…you don’t? Well allow me to remind you.
Submit your stories, songs, and/or photos with memories of a favorite day and post it to My Best Day. You can also email me your stories and I’ll post them. ...
Fun impromptu bday shindig last night. Good friends, cake, watched “I Love You, Man”… Excellent evening.
Temp increases by what feels like 15 degrs as I get deeper into the valley. Any further North, pretty sure my car will burst into flames.
Of course. System crapped out RIGHT before I was gonna take off. Buh. Now waiting for our system guy to get back to me before I can go…
I’m pretty much missing fr the web today. I never feel comfortble being as openly sappy as I am today. Waiting for the cynicism to return…
juliasegal:
The Doors- Alabama Song (Whiskey...
inthefade:
Faith No More - Woodpecker From Mars
...
Rule Number One is Don’t Be A Dick.
juliasegal:
boringoldraphael:
Basically, what this means is, yeah, okay, technically you have a point, but, come on, man. Don’t be a dick.
Don’t Be A Dick is Rule Number One, and it supersedes all other rules. This is because other rules have loopholes, but Don’t Be A Dick has no loopholes.
Don’t say something mean just because it makes you look clever. Don’t not lend a hand just because you...
