March 2009
Great time w/the non-boyfriend-fella-person-guy, and am now preparing to head home. I really need to find a shorter name for him, I think.
February 2009
My mother was too drunk to be an astronaut.
It’s shocking how blind I am. I feel like I should be typing this in braille… Or something. I don’t know.
Fail! Sitting here w/Rene, I took off my glasses to clean them, but I guess the krazy glue decided to give up the ghost.They fell apart!
i love
dataxemotion:
randomflora so much. thank you.
rock.
Aw! Thank you! You just gave me a much needed smile. :)
I am just a name in this box.
Hi!
I have seriously been neglecting my twitter. And boy-howdy if that doesn’t sound dirty.
(via lifeofbk)
Made me LOL IRL.
kapi:
Hey Ya - Outkast
Because it’s Friday,...
just reporting what i heard
molls:
I just got a text from a pretty reliable source saying that Rihanna and Chris Brown are back together and spending time right now at one of Diddy’s homes.
Aww. What a bummer. :(
Prince of Bel-Air Dance Party →
(via nickdouglas)
Far too much awesome.
Ryan’s penis was screaming during Nate’s story.
Wow.
NATE SAID PELVIC THRUST!
(via urbanredneck)
I believe he also made mention of something feeling like Alec Baldwin’s unshaven face, but I could be wrong.
bj semen. son of dick semen.
blocksonblox:
urbanredneck:
saintnate:
Apparently, a true story.
Totally, a true story.
He is real, ladies and gentlemen. But his last name is Seaman.
That story made me laugh.
Sickness. My face is leaking. FFFFFUUUUUUU—-
Stray Link: You Know That Image Of The Matchstick... →
thedailywhat:
And yes, it’s just as disturbing as you imagine it would be.
[via.]
I should not feel sympathy for flies. I should not feel sympathy for flies. I should not feel sympathy for flies…
*single tear*
LENT FAIL!! I just nommed on a cheeseburger. But it was cold. Think Jesus’ll understand, or am I totally bound for hell once more?
Watchdelbertshoopman:
My (fake) “Fiancé” is having a bad day… So I made this lipdub video to cheer her up!!
Cheer up Amanda!! It’s Friday!!!
Delbert Shoopman just won all the Internets. Everyone can go home now.