October 2008
I’m going to start working British slang into my conversations for the hell of it. Slags.
Complete Guide to Emergency Airplane Landings →
Mayday! Mayday! How to Land a Plane in an Emergency…
In case you should ever need it.
September 2008
Stayed up until 3:30 last night, catching up on Weeds. I had 1 more episode to go to finish out the season, but fell asleep. Fail!
Weird craving for coffee just now - And after a Red Bull even. I freaking hate coffee.
thedailywhat:
Lil’ Bill O’Reilly may be a fucking prick, but he’s just so gosh darn adorable.
(via.)
Aww. Lil’ O’Reilly… Always wanting to do it live.
Hear that sound? That’s the sound of grown men crying as the world economy plummets into the bowels of hell.
Yup. That works.
via WOW Report: Why So Serious, Country?
What you could do with $700,000,000,000
jmdj:
tmblg:
willw:
dihard:
Give every person in the US $2,300 or give every household $6,200.
Pay the income taxes of every American who makes $500,000 or less a year.
Fully fund the Defense, Treasury, Education, State Veterans Affairs and Interior departments next year, as well as NASA.
Buy gasoline for every car in the US for 16 months.
Buy every NFL, NBA, and MLB team and build...
… And boom goes the dynamite.
About to drive home from nonboyfriend’s house. Expecting to catch flack from the roomies. Commence walk of shame in 3… 2…
Oooo! JMac’s about to get smacked!
Essentially, McCain saw a captcha in the eyes of Putin… A K, a G, and a B. And a 5. Then a 1, followed by AX52.
Does Obama keep screwing up McCain’s name on purpose? It’s making me giggle.
Global Economy!! Drink!!
festooned?
Apparently, McCain loves them, and will take care of them. And loves them. And will love them. And will take care of them.