June 2008
OH LAWD! “The Fail Whale Fan Club” - I so need me a t-shirt!! ( http://failwhale.com/ )
“The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It...”
– George Carlin - Being fucking brilliant.
at brocatus
(via optimistclub)
(via filthyphil)
No success on the drink,drank,drunk no-getting-in-trouble mess. I seriously need to stop attacking.
Drink, drank, drunk tonight, it seems. Let’s see if we can do this without getting ourselves into much trouble THIS time…
Yay sugar-high. I love office b-day parties.
Outalot: Food, Shops, Bars, and Movies Nearby →
Balancing between slacking and documentation is delicate. It’s like juggling kittens and chainsaws. On fire. The chainsaws, not the kittens.
“I just reblogged my own blog on my blog to promote my blog to bloggers.”
– reblogged from Travors’ blog onto my blog to help promote his blog to other bloggers and add a free blog post to my blog in the hope that other bloggers will reblog it and promote my blog (via marco) Crap. This just made my head explode. :(
A Shame, Really...
marco:
People who have actually met Jakob will recognize that this is a shame.
If I hadn’t met him before, I can’t guarantee that I wouldn’t have joined in the mockery and insults. I’ve probably made a lot of bad judgments of people in the past based on limited, misleading views of them from their online content. People have judged me similarly.
It’s inevitable. Just like IMs and SMS are...
Good MORNING. Twitterberry is sucking. I updated twice yesterday, both poignant and insightful tweets - Both lost to the ether. :(
Looking at: “Where The Hell Is Matt?” - Was referring to this. Harding, damn you brain. Not Lauer. Where’s my head @ today? ( http://tin …
Heh… I make me laugh when I get things jumbled in my brain… Oh, senility! You goof, you.
Laughing at: “Where The Hell Is Matt? - About Matt” - It occurs to me that Matt Lauer and I do have the exact same dance. This boggles m …
Neave Television ...telly without context →
I’m about 30 seconds away from clicking that Verne Troyer sex tape link. I know I’ll regret it, but… No, nevermind. Won’t… CAN’T do it.
Appears another break-up has been averted for the time being. Good thing, as I was really about to stab a bitch. Plus, I love the dumb jerk.
I’ll go outside tonight and see if I can hear the Earth sing. http://snipr.com/2owfq
CouchSurfing →
AKA: Flora's Worst Fears, Come to Life!! ... →
Kristol: Bush Might Bomb Iran If He ‘Thinks Obama’s Going To Win’
Yeah. That’s real nice, Universe. Do that, why dontcha?
See if I don’t run off of a bridge screaming bloody murder…
I’m at work again. Wooo. (Woodland Hills, CA - Land of 1000 degrees in summer!) - http://bkite.com/00JqE
God Slinging Yay Outside of a Church →
My theory:
He probably figured the higher you get, the closer to God you are.
Flawed logic, yes, but whom among us has never had a lapse in reason, really?
Time to Get Back to Blogging Fer Realz, People...
Quit yer slackin’!
Ok, so that’s more for me than anyone else. Move along… Nothing to see here.
I seriously thought I was going to get fired this morning. That would have been crap.
Main Page - Wikiality, the Truthiness Encyclopedia... →
Because He Was Fucking Brilliant... →
To “passing away”…Godspeed, good sir. …
Twitterholic: Who are these people? →
TwitDir - a Twitter directory - Find your friends... →
“Bitches Ain’t Shit” never sounded so sentimental as it did when Ben Folds did it. Srsly, it makes me want to give him a hug. Poor Ben. :(
Of course I’m getting a summer cold. These are the little things that keep me on my toes.
I just made myself mist up by thinking about a happy moment. That’s a new one…
I don’t get why I’m so tired. Maybe even thinking about doing biphasic sleeping is wearing me out.
I’m finding it a little painful in my throat when I start to cry. I should probably stop.
Fluctuating between extreme anger and being ok. Another weekend from hell. Asking what the difference is anymore. Bleh.
Wait… So George Carlin… DIED? Dude, this week is just taking a nose-dive into ass-suck town, innit?
Seriously. I know better than to forget picking up my meds. I’m paying for it today, as my head’s about to go spinning off my shoulders. :(
I pressed the button to launch myself while you were outside. You haven’t showered in 37 days. What’d you expect me to do?
My liver moved out this morning. We are calling this a “trial” separation.
The Go! Team - Everyone's A V.I.P To Someone →
in post Friday Collective Mixtape #2 - Summer from CIGIT 2.0.
Holy cow! I was just saying how I was in an abnormally good mood today! I should’ve known - Science ALWAYS wins! http://is.gd/CvG
Flo Rida don’t want no cake on his birthday. He wants his cake erraday, apparently. I hope he marries a baker.
Ok, look - Maybe I overdid it a *little* last night, but let’s just call it practice for when I start my punk band, Chris Isaak’s Nipple.
Just got a bizzaro Oreo - Both outside cookies turned inward. This is pretty much what my day feels like. Not bad. Just… not right.
Ice on Mars? Well, that’s just madness, people.
Greasemonkey. FF3. Greasemonkey. FF3… What the hizzle for rizzle, my dizzle?
I just sent the most sexually explicit & perverse text message ever, then realized how similar my doctor’s phone # is to my boyfriend’s…
Alright, FF3. I’m slowly getting it all back. And it’s faster, damn you. I was so set to break out the Haterade too.
Taco trucks are crashed. Sausage meat all over the streets.
Just got water up my nose because of @lonelysandwich. I was not expecting that.