February 2008
Youtube, Myspace, TMZ, Perez Hilton, Boing Boing, Facebook… The internets are sometimes like a very long episode of 90210.
Ron Paul on Iraq →
A-freaking-men.
Don’t know a lot about him, but I’m glad he said it. Someone should’ve a loooong time ago.
Urgh. Club Perversion in Hollywood is moving once again. I’m getting too old for the scene anyway, right?
Reading: “No no no, New Line. Just… Stop it.” (http://tinyurl.com/yreoqf)
January 2008
Sometimes, I just want to scratch my head off like a lottery ticket.
HadToSay.com →
Dude. Seriously. Are the internets broken? Nary an update anywhere!
And it’s now that stretch of the day when I become most bored. Feh!
Hmm. Not a whole lot of spam emails today. What’s that about? Don’t they care that my penis is getting smaller by the minute!?
Couldn’t bring myself to delete my Myspace profile. It would be different if I weren’t so deathly afraid of contacting peeps via telephone.
If Train A leaves Chicago @ 9am, and Train B leaves LA @ 9:30am… Meh. Either way, I’m screwed & won’t make it to my 10am meeting on time.
WatchGood lord. The videos are just keeping me entertained today!
Personally, I love Ellen Degeneres, but there are plenty of folks that hate her.
I don’t even care. Watch this clip. Seriously. Think of all the bored kids in Guatamala that don’t have streaming video clips and do it for them.
I about broke my face trying not to laugh hysterically at this since I’m here at work...
Optimus Maximus keyboard →
The very name “Optimus Maximus” alone implies greatness.
Not for me though. I’ll stick with my QWERTY, thank you kindly.
When I post & hit ‘update’, the top of the screen announces “You’ve Updated!”… And then I feel like I’ve really accomplished something.
WatchOMFG. I just had another aneurysm.
Multiples.
Lucky me.
Hurray for the return of sleepiness. Zzzzz….
Is it creepy to follow people you don’t know but who’s tweets make you laugh? Prob not as creepy as standing outside their doors w/out pants
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Anonymous phone number
Mint Email →
Fresh email every time - Disposable, no hassle email address
I just downloaded Color Me Badd’s “I Wanna Sex You Up”… WTF is wrong with me?
Intruder alert. Intruder alert.. Etc. I’m going home, ball-hairs.
Easily my new favoritest blog. EASILY: http://tinyurl.com/yq8lul
Radio Controlled Tap Brings Sperm On Demand |... →
Rad.
But I sure would hate for your penis to get clogged.
I’m pretty sure they don’t make a Drain-O product for that yet.
Oh, Tumblr. How I adore thee.
Camera gone, and I’m in mourning. Hope it gets found/returned soon. I’d sure hate for my nudie pics to end up on the web. And so would you.
No more work. Want home. Tired. Sleeep. Nowww.
Urk. My hangover is beginning to kick into overdrive now. I shouldn’t have eaten all those nuts… I mean, bottles of alcohol. Whatevs.
Drunk… I’m drunk.
George Orwell’s 5 Rules for Effective Writing →
This is hardly a recent problem, and as George Orwell wrote in his 1946 essay, Politics and the English Language, the condition is curable. By following Orwell’s 5 rules for effective writing, you’ll distinguish yourself from competitors and clearly communicate your ideas.
Now we've got a mysterious SHEEP circle →
There were strange goings on at the farm today when a flock of sheep made their own version of a crop circle. About 100 of the woolly creatures formed an orderly ring - baffling the farmer and passers-by.
Err… What?
Yeah. Isolated track. ...
Ok, I’m on crack. I have no Jaiku. Or maybe I did and they deleted my account for lack of use. Bleh.
Reading: “Pownce Mobile - Just so’s I can remind myself.” (http://tinyurl.com/2m7ue8)
HA! I totally forgot that I even had Pownce and Jaiku accounts! Oy vey. How to aggregate now, damn it?
Booksthatmakeyoudumb →
Interesting…
I’ve really gotta get back on books, already.
Brain ache. I want a Slurpee.
The best freaking show on TV right now: Breaking Bad. That was completely amazing. Aaaaaand g’night!!
So tired. So low. Something’s seriously wrong here, and the meds aren’t helping today…
Cookthink →
Going to see my psych doc. Yay, sanity.
Nose hurts.
Seriously, medication, I hate you. Yer screwing everything up, & you taste bad too. Even unnecessary body parts’re revolting against me now.
Stomach ache… Argh. What’s happening to me already?!
“And you must be Max”… Lost Boys = Awesome.
This is freaking brilliant: http://tinyurl.com/3bgzdm
Jerry O’Connell is rising up from being a poor man’s Jason Bateman… Finally.
P.S. The 101 sucks BALLS. Both ways.
Interesting. Was just evacuated from my building… For a fire… In the bloody rain.